Capo 2nd fret All positions relative to capo I got this out of their songbook, so it's 100% correct, unless they put in a different version or something CHORDS used G D C G/F# Em e|3------2------0------3------0| B|3------3------1------3------0| G|0------2------0------0------0| D|0------0------2------0------2| A|2------X------3------0------2| E|3------X------X------2------0| Intro/Verse e|---3------3----2----2----3----3----3-----| B|---3------3----3----3----3----3----3-----| Intro = 4x 1st ending G|---0------0----2----2----0----0----0-----| D|-------------0---------------------------| A|------0h2---------0----3---------3-------| Verse = 7x 1st end E|3---------------------------3---------0-2| *8th time on verse, do this e|---3------3----2----2----3----3----3----3-----2| Hold this last Dchord on when B|---3------3----3----3----3----3----3----3-----3| they sing "looooooove" before G|---0------0----2----2----0----0----0----0-----2| the chorus D|-------------0--------------------------------0| A|------0h2---------0----3---------3-------------| E|3---------------------------3---------3--------| Chorus C D G G/F# Em 3x C D 1x LYRICS Verse 1 If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a house (I would buy you a house) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you furniture for your house (Maybe a nice Chesterfield or an ottoman) And if I had a million dollars (If I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a K-car (a nice reliant automobile) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love...... Verse 2 If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars Well I'd buy you a fur coat (but not a real fur coat that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you an exotic pet (yup, like a lamb, or an emu) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you John Merrickkk's remains (Ooh all them crazy elephant bones) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love...... Verse 3 If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress that's cruel) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) Well I'd buy you some art ( A Picasso or a Garfunkel) And if I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) I'd buy you a monkey (haven't you always wanted a monkey) And if I had a million dollars I'd buy your love...... Chorus C D G G/F# Em If I had a million dollars (if I had a million dollars) ...and so on..... YOU GET THE IDEA -sorry, i have to hurry, I don't have time for all the lyrics -oh yeah, when theyre talking about pre-wrapped sausages and bacon or whatever, just do the same part as the verse